Not Feeling Guilty

Normally I feel kind of guilty about masturbating.  I shouldn't be wanking.  Get a life!  Go find someone to have sex with.  There's the no fap movement and others who tell how jacking off destroyed their lives.  Maybe it's not just the jacking off, it's the porn that almost always goes with it.  Who jacks off without porn these days?  Anyway, it's often the expedient thing to do.

Now we're in this surreal virus lock down.  Things are different.  We shouldn't be meeting people.  We have to stay home.  Sex with someone outside your house is probably the worst violation of social distancing.  The hookup apps have warnings popping up telling us to socialize but delay meeting until another time.  Websites are telling you, "stay home and jack off."  Pornhub is giving away their premium service free -- all in the name of public service to keep us safe.

Yay!!  It's ok to jack off.

We all have a free pass these days.  Maybe for months.

If you already have a partner that's the best situation.  We all know there is a tp shortage, but I understand there is soon to be a condom shortage too. 

I am feeling lonely.  I need some human contact.  I guess it will have to wait.