Wednesday, November 11, 2015

This is Entertainment

Sometimes I'll throw out a posting on Craigslist just to see what happens.  Like throwing out a fish hook and see if I catch anything.  I really only need one good guy to respond.  I said I was looking for a professional guy over 35.  This time just fat old guys, most married.  One exception.  Usually you just get stupid one-liners, but I got this response:

Hey there, I know this is another long shot for me because I'll be 22 next week while you are looking for over 35. I'm Asian 120 thin fit 5'7", last year of college and employed. I'm clean, ddf, prof. I'm easy going and very friendly. I'm pretty sure I'm masculine. I owned a car but can't host. I'm looking for a true friend, fwb or ltr. It does not matter which one. I love passionate sex not hookup/nsa. Well I think that is a little about myself, if you are interested this is my number 2----------. If you aren't comfortable with the age diffs, dont text me. Cheers.

I read this thinking what a lot of effort to reply to a blind CL posting.  Is he trying to snag a sugar daddy?

Curiosity got the best of me and I responded.  He replied:

Hey Rob,

I'm Rido. Funny both of our name is starts with R. LOL. Nice to hear back from you. I works in healthcare. Well, I work nights tonight and have some school work to do on Sunday. Maybe we can meet for lunch or dinner if you are back tomorrow. No set stones. Would you mind to trade facial pic 1st? I'll send mine next. Cheers 😃

I got messages from him all week asking when we would meet.  In one case he said I wasn't responding quickly enough so he would end the friendship.  Finally, Friday night I had no plans so I emailed and asked if he wanted to meet.  He quickly responded and we agreed to meet at a park in the downtown.

He was a drowned rat sort of way.  His clothes where baggy.  He's from Indonesia and came to Canada about six years ago.  He works part time and is in nursing school.  We walked around the park for a while and he told me his story.  Then we went for a coffee.  Walking outside into the cool air he asked if I liked what I saw and would I meet him again.  I knew where this was going.  I asked what he wanted to do now.  He looked at me sheepishly and his head tilted.  "Your place...." he said.

Back to my place we went.  Things started to happen, but then I turned my back for a second and he was already naked in my bed.   What a skinny guy....almost shocked me.    It was sex lite....kissing cuddling, but I was impressed with how hard he stayed the whole time.  Around midnight he said he had to go.  We talked about meeting again and he left.

I didn't hear from him, so sent a note on Sunday and got this response:

  Hey Rob, 
How are you doing? I'm afraid we can't meet any longer. Do you remember the professor I told you about. He is done his researched. We had lunch together last Sunday to talk about the next step for both of us. Sorry, it comes all of sudden for me as well. Nice meeting you though. 

He did mention a professor he dated who was now away doing research.  I decided to play a bit:

I just finished crying....I'm so upset.  What can I do to change your mind?  Anything?  I thought about you all weekend.  Will you consider me again?


Then he replied:

 I'm sorry what?!? I thought our deal just a FWB on the first place. I'm committed in the relationship, so no. Wish you all best Rob. Don't cry over it, it's useless. There is much more in L---- to offer 😃


This was my comedy show for last week.

1 comment:

  1. Great read... PS>.. you are mean... Actually, I thought it was pretty funny. Keep us the good work..